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Fuck you if you don't like it!

WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN!!!

If you are offended by sex, drugs, and everything else thats cool then GO AWAY

Everybody else, welcome to my little corner of the web =)

Note: all links are underlined.

Hello, and welcome to my webpage. My name is Gabe and I decided that for fun I would share my extremely interesting and fascinating life with you all. So relax, grab yourself a Coke, and enjoy my stuff. If you want anything on this page feel free to download it.

I'm a sophomore at Linfield College located in beautiful McMinnville, Oregon. It rains a lot here, but hey, how else are we going to keep it so green? There's lots of trees and grass, and running water. That's why I like it so much. The school is very old but it's not quite decrepid... yet. Everything is brick and there's lots of lamp-posts everywhere. There's also these cool heat vents in the ground everywhere that constantly let out this steamy stuff that makes the campus the perfect place for a horror movie set (at night). Sounds cool? It is!

Currently I'm a business major but recently I have decided that business is not really my thing. I can't decide really what I want to do, there's so many choices! I'm into math, science, art, and literature (poetry/fiction), among other things. If you can help me decide what to do with my life feel free to drop me an email!

Pictures

The most import part! Go here for pictures of me, my friends, and my trip to Idaho I took during May/June.

Things I like:

Guitar

I've been playing guitar for close to three years. I think I suck but some people tell me I'm good. Hopefully I'm going to be in a band next year with some of my friends. If we ever get big you're invited to come to our concert -- I'll make sure it's cheap.

Trippy Shit

I love trippy shit! Anything with radical designs, bright colors, things that glow in the dark, and especially mushroom designs!!! If this interests you check out my linkz section and go to Acid Trip dot com!

Animalz

I love animals, and I think you should too. I have a horse, two rottwheilers, a cat, and a beta fish.

Drugs

I love drugs.

Current Projects (I guess you'd call 'em that)

• Working - This summer I plan to work a LOT and get a grip of money so I can spend it all! I work at a paint store, driving paint from the store to construction sites and stuff. It's hard work, but it's kind of fun =)
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• Partying - There's nothing like a good party, eh? Try killing 5 kegs in less than 3 hours. We did it at my fraternity, DELTA PSI DELTA, during the last week of school this year. Yes that right, Deltas always have the most kickin parties.
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• Friends - Everyone's got friends, yep, even me!
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• College - Studying sucks, but who goes to college to get an education anyways?
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• Music - Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon!!! (You NEED TO GET IT!)

LINKZ!!!

There's some bitchin internet sitez out there, and I know of a few of 'em. I'm also willing to share 'em with ya. Happy Surfing, my friends! =)

• Mike Bonnell Computer Wallpaper - REALLY GOOD computer art!
• Animation Station - Tons of animated gifs and shit.
• Top 50 - The Top 50 Warez
• Astalavista - Your one stop crack shop. If you don't know what a crack is, don't go here.
• AudioFind - The absolute BEST site for MP3z
• AcidTrip.com - Need I say more?
• Gamespot - Need help/reviews/demos for pretty much any computer/console game available?
• Something Different - Something else entirely

Contact me!!!

Electronic mail address
[email protected]

Tell me what you think of my page, and stuff. =)

Last revised: June 29, 1999.